Slim Pickings For Mother of The Year

Her daughter has checked into rehab on numerous occasions, has been charged with DUI’s, is frequently photograped going commando, and has been accused of stealing, again. So I guess its only natural that Dina Lohan would be awarded "Mother of the Year."

Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers, has named Lindsay Lohan's Mother, Dina, as one of its Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities at a ceremony earlier this week.

Jennifer Lopez, whose short stint as a mother for only two months has certainly paid off, was also awared the Special Celebrity Mom of the Year award. (At this rate, perhaps next year Ms. Lopez will be nominated for The Nobel Peace Prize.)

Rumor has it that Dina Lohan was not the actually the front-runner, but after the judges found out that Joan Crawford was unavailable, they decided to go with Lohan.