John Beats Paul

A Night of Grammys and Soul Searching

While suffering through the Jonas Brothers performance with Stevie Wonder during the recent Grammy Awards, I stayed glued to the telly-like a sick voyeur unable look away -I continued to watch the horror as it unfolded.

As I watched the performance, my mind began to wander as I wondered about a number of chilling questions in

need of answers:

Was I a masochist? Why would I subject myself to this? Was I enjoying any part of the mental torture and anguish I was voluntarily putting myself through?

Then John Mayer beat Paul McCartney for best solo rock vocal performance--and I changed the channel and watched I Love Lucy... and I felt better--but then suddenly, my mind was filled with a number of new questions: Like, why did they pair Ethel with some dude that looks like her grandfather--